Ok so here’s the deal. So maybe I don’t know what Phil does for a living. So maybe we’ve known each other for over a year. So maybe I see him 3-4 times a week. What’s your point?
The fact of the matter is: I like to keep Phil Buuck a mystery man! I had a revelation one day (months and and months and months ago) when I realized I had no clue what his job is. It was at that moment that I decided to make it my personal goal to keep Philip Buuck the enigmatic entity I’d previously thought.
Every time someone starts to give a hint I aggressively shush them as if they are about to tell me Bruce Willis is really a ghost. Jared grins. Vabs giggles. Thus, the charade grows! (Sidebar, is Phil really a ghost?)
I swear I’m not a bad friend. I’m just a mystery-loving, thrill-seeking, enigma-endorsing gal.
Plus I never asked him.