Thanks, Biggie.

“Hypnotize” by Notorious B.I.G., though a groundbreaking hip-hop song, will forever be burned into my brain as the song that made a 12-year-old me ask my mother what a ménage à trois was.

Big ups to Biggie for that special family moment.

Extra thanks to my middle school’s sex ed program for ill-preparing me for rap lyrics.



Killer show last night at Chemically Imbalanced Theatre’s Snubfest! Amazing audience and great performances all around. Thanks so much to CIC for hosting and to everyone who came out to support us. Special shout-out to our Speech and Debate Texans who were an awesome audience!

This is gonna be one hell of a show to watch once it’s uploaded to our site… begin bracing yourselves.


Come see more Hugs and Pullups TONIGHT at Snubfest’s Last Snob Standing Contest! 10pm. Chemically Imbalanced Theatre (1422 W. Irving Park Rd).


We rocked your world last night and we’re all set to do it again tonight!

Hugs and Pullups: Professional World Rockers.


Thumbs down, Arnold.

I’ve always wanted to be a politician, but it sounds like way too much work to keep up with the required extramarital affairs.

Sheesh, I don’t have time for that.

It’s too much commitment to be uncommitted.