Limp Bizkit! With Joe and Meg: Rollin’


The second installment of the riveting Limp Bizkit tribute series!

What pearls of wisdom will Joe and Meg impart today?

Atypical Commute

On my walk to work today, a bird hit me in the head.

Fabio and I need to start a support group.

FBI’s Most Wanted

First they found bin Laden.

Now they found Whitey Bulger.

Waldo, you’re f-ed.

Thanks, Biggie.

“Hypnotize” by Notorious B.I.G., though a groundbreaking hip-hop song, will forever be burned into my brain as the song that made a 12-year-old me ask my mother what a ménage à trois was.

Big ups to Biggie for that special family moment.

Extra thanks to my middle school’s sex ed program for ill-preparing me for rap lyrics.



Killer show last night at Chemically Imbalanced Theatre’s Snubfest! Amazing audience and great performances all around. Thanks so much to CIC for hosting and to everyone who came out to support us. Special shout-out to our Speech and Debate Texans who were an awesome audience!

This is gonna be one hell of a show to watch once it’s uploaded to our site… begin bracing yourselves.


Come see more Hugs and Pullups TONIGHT at Snubfest’s Last Snob Standing Contest! 10pm. Chemically Imbalanced Theatre (1422 W. Irving Park Rd).


We rocked your world last night and we’re all set to do it again tonight!

Hugs and Pullups: Professional World Rockers.


Thumbs down, Arnold.

I’ve always wanted to be a politician, but it sounds like way too much work to keep up with the required extramarital affairs.

Sheesh, I don’t have time for that.

It’s too much commitment to be uncommitted.


Comedy Birth Certificate

Hugs and Pullups is holding a press conference to prove that we were born in Chicago.

You know, for when we run for president.

Damn comedy birthers always breathing down our necks.


Dogs Doing Human Things

Do dogs have posters of humans doing dog things like peeing on a fire hydrant and find it as hilarious as we do when they play poker and smoke cigars?