Thanks, Biggie.

“Hypnotize” by Notorious B.I.G., though a groundbreaking hip-hop song, will forever be burned into my brain as the song that made a 12-year-old me ask my mother what a ménage à trois was.

Big ups to Biggie for that special family moment.

Extra thanks to my middle school’s sex ed program for ill-preparing me for rap lyrics.

Thumbs down, Arnold.

I’ve always wanted to be a politician, but it sounds like way too much work to keep up with the required extramarital affairs.

Sheesh, I don’t have time for that.

It’s too much commitment to be uncommitted.