I hereby challenge Chicago-based comedy troupe, Octavarius, to a Fast Food Throwdown of epic cheese proportion. Friendly’s Restaurant Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt. No, your eyes do not deceive. That is a hamburger encased in TWO grilled cheese sandwiches.
Our friends Octavarius have a “Fast Food Quest,” whereby they find the most preposterous meal endorsed by human beings and embark on a pilgrimage to consume it.
As a native New Englander, Friendly’s is a neighborhood stable. The ridiculousness of the BurgerMelt, however, is not.
I proclaim three challenges to Octavarius:
1) Locate a Friendly’s Restaurant in the Midwest.
2) Consume the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt.
3) Do not die when completing either Challenge #1 or Challenge #2
Also, I want photos.
I’ll be waiting. And also eating a spinach salad from Whole Foods because just typing this post makes me ache for an antacid.